Sunday, October 03, 2010

Al-Qa'ida Central's Media Attempts to Tap into Popularity of "Twilight" Film Series

Al-Qa'ida Central's (AQC; Qaeda, Qaida) media outlet, the Al-Sahab (Clouds) Media Foundation, has a new intro animation segment. They are clearly attempting to tap into the popular Twilight film series in order to win recruits from among teenyboppers and young women (Yusuf al-'Uyayri and the folks at Al-Samood Jihadi Media would/will be glad to see the "descendants of al-Khansa' " finally being cultivated). Apparently even the most hardened transnational jihadi-takfiri cannot withstand the depth of Edward's eyes or Jacob's six-pack abs. Say it ain't so, Ayman.

[Jihadi-takfiri online sources suggest that a split is developing between Ayman al-Zawahiri and the Egyptian AQC contingent, who are solidly on Team Jacob, and Abu Yahya al-Libi and the Libyan cadre backing Team Edward. Details on what the sources say, HERE.]

NOTE: I thought it was pretty clear that this post was meant as satire. For the record, this post is satire.

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